Tweeti'm offended... only 18 shots of JD? c'mon... you know i can do better than that
Tweetwe were having some drinks and dinner at this little bar down from my house.she was a little tipsy after the 18 shots of jack daniels so i asked her if she wanted to sleep on my couch, and by my couch i meant bed. she seem offended that i would ask such a question so i assure her i would sleep in the other room. by other room i meant closet , and by sleep i meant film her. well for some reason she seem reluctant to get in the car or finish the martini with the chloroform in it so she is the one who got away.
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TweetTEACH ME!! I had a run-in with a warm keg and too many shots in college, now I can only drink malt beveragesOriginally posted by m0chi69
i'm offended... only 18 shots of JD? c'mon... you know i can do better than that
TweetMochi- what are your plans tonight. Let's go see Nemo. You pay.