my dog has wroms

[Big Ray]

Tweetfrist my cat has wroms hanging out of his buthole and now thist
my dog has wroms now
my cats naem si nickolei and teh dog naem is balkie
blackie liek to swim in a sewage pond near my home and i am certan that is where he got teh worms
I would scold him about it and that didnot work
i even dress up liek a faek grizzle bear and scare balkie away from ther and boobie trapts made of firecrackres and black pepper
this frightend the crapt out of him
anyway i took him to a vet and he told me to give blackie garlic bread to kill teh worms and charged me 50 dollars for thist
what should i do

[mick-G]

TweetGarlic bread is not a dewormer for dogs or cats. Go to a good vet!! I think they give you the Hartz dewormer that come in a liquid and you put drops of it on the middle of the upper back once a month and it will work. Never heard of the garlic bread lol.

[Big Ray]

Tweethere is a pictrue of balkie
note that his naem hasnothing to do with rascism
i myslef and married a black woman
heres blackie after he palyd in teh sewage pond

and micky you must haev misunderstnd me earlier when i sais gralic bread
i meant feed it to him not rug ti on balkies back

ehre is a balackie after palying hrad in teh swegage pond

[mick-G]

TweetNo, i said that the garlic bread doesn't kill the worms you have to go to a good vet. I said they give you a de-wormer and i think its from Hartz the company. It is a liquid that you drop a few drops in the upper middle of his back and use it once a month for the worms. You really should watch where your dog goes or either fence him in the back yard or leash him, as sewage is not only bad for your dogs health but you own!!

[Big Ray]

Tweetmichy
it not liek i condone his swegage usage balkie just does taht
i haev already tryd someting better on him
i maed a faek dog out of papre machette taht look liek blakie and i put ti in the dirveway and told him "hey look blackie taht dog look like yout and look like he has been in teh sewgage pond again palying just like you do" and then i tied him to a ledge and made him watch as i drove over teh fak dog with my susuzuki sidekic and then i got out of ther and ran overand blew some friecrackers up on teh faek balkie and i told teh real one that this is waht happen to dogs thet palys in sewgage and it wasnt even 30 minites later and the real balakie came out of teh woods with truds stuck in his coat again
yeah balkie had been palying hard in teh raw swegage again

[HunterGatherer]

Tweetdisgusting.
feed him a couple cigarrettes.
that will clear up the worms.
no shit.

[hongkongguy]

Tweetgross