TweetHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
TweetHow many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.
TweetHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
TweetHow many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians screw in hot tubs, not in light bulbs.
TweetHow many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - that's a hardware problem.
TweetHow many paranoid schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?
TweetHow many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but how they got in there remains a mystery.
TweetHow many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to screw the bulb in, two to discuss the violation of the socket, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
TweetHow many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.