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Lawyers.
A lawyer and a doctor were on an extravagant fishing trip.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned. The insurance company paid a mint for everything I lost."
"Now that's quite a coincidence," said the doctor. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused and said, "Really? How do you start a flood?"
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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."
TweetTwo elderly attorneys are at a bar, when a stunning blonde walks in. Abraham turns to Solomon and says:
"damn, look at that. I'd love to screw her!"
Solomon says: "oh yeah, but out of what???"
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Two elderly attorneys are at a bar, when a stunning blonde walks in. Abraham turns to Solomon and says:
"damn, look at that. I'd love to screw her!"
Solomon says: "oh yeah, but out of what???"![]()
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."